Humour http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/forums/11 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:10:10 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/forums/11 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Another Blonde joke ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7236/t/Another-Blonde-joke.html A. Lend her your bottle of shampoo that says " Lather, rinse, repeat". ]]> feeds@yuku.com (col bloodnock) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7236 Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:10:10 GMT <![CDATA[ Liverpools Olympic bid archive ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7218/t/Liverpools-Olympic-bid-archive.html
OPENING CEREMONY.
The Olympic Flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown into the arena by a native of the Toxteth area of the city, wearing the traditional costume of a balaclava and shell suit.
THE EVENTS.
In previous Olympics Liverpool's competitors have not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance some of the events have been... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (col bloodnock) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7218 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:18:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Careful what you wish for ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7210/t/Careful-what-you-wish-for.html She removes all her clothihng and asks "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says "Here, iron this" ]]> feeds@yuku.com (col bloodnock) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7210 Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:09:43 GMT <![CDATA[ Vampire Bats ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7193/t/Vampire-Bats.html Pretty soon all the other Bats smelt the blood and began bothering him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (col bloodnock) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7193 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:27:56 GMT <![CDATA[ Some 'Blonde' jokes ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7184/t/Some-39-Blonde-39-jokes.html A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A. Last year's 'hide and seek' champion.

Q. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on top of her.


]]> feeds@yuku.com (col bloodnock) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7184 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:28:54 GMT <![CDATA[ Obviously not Virgin Airlines? ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7183/t/Obviously-not-Virgin-Airlines-.html He Replied. "No, I work for a condom company.These are Customer Complaints". ]]> feeds@yuku.com (col bloodnock) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7183 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:09:08 GMT <![CDATA[ Deafness ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7135/t/Deafness.html Doc. Can I help?
Husband. I do hope so doctor. I think my wife is going deaf.
Doc. Well there is one way to find out. When you get home ask your wife a question from about 40 feet away. If she doesn't answer then shorten the distance until she does.
. . This will let you know for sure if she is going deaf. then we can work out a treatment or get her an hearing aid.
Husband. Thanks doctor I will do that straight away.

The... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (laugemsue) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7135 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:16:34 GMT <![CDATA[ text joke ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7112/t/text-joke.html
Hope you like it.

"I,m sending you some letters while the strike is on, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z "



]]> feeds@yuku.com (jelly ) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/7112 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:28:47 GMT <![CDATA[ The real reason why dinosaurs are extinct ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6991/t/The-real-reason-why-dinosaurs-are-extinct.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (pendelfin phumph) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6991 Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:52:31 GMT <![CDATA[ THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6874/t/THINGS-YOU-WOULD-NEVER-KNOW-WITHOUT-THE-MOVIES.html (borrowed from another forum)

* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
* When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
* If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.
* All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (vidjo) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6874 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:32:47 GMT <![CDATA[ community service ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6210/t/community-service.html
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ray) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6210 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:47:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Before you consider flying ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6207/t/Before-you-consider-flying.html Airline ground crews at work...

Here are maintenance complaints submitted by pilots (P) and the solutions from the maintenance crews (S):

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (essexgirl10) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6207 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:36:37 GMT <![CDATA[ The question is.... ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6200/t/The-question-is-.html Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ray) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/6200 Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:25:12 GMT <![CDATA[ Groaners ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/5939/t/Groaners.html
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train.

He was chuffed to bits.


I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on his grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it...

I thought to myself, these buggers have lost the plot!!



... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (silverfoxcc) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/5939 Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:08:41 GMT <![CDATA[ The World Of Bob and Tom ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/5521/t/The-World-Of-Bob-and-Tom.html Tom: Went to the pictures last night.
Bob: Oh yes! See anything good.
Tom: Yep. "The Forgotten"
Bob: Sounds interesting, what was it all about?
Tom: Don't know, can't remember!

Bob: Waiter, waiter, what's this in me soup?
Tom: Hmm, looks like a season ticket.
Bob: Oh that's all right then, I like a bit of seasoning in me soup.

Bob: Well Tom. You're now sixty how do you feel?
Tom: I feel like a newborn... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (AnthonyA) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/5521 Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:47:07 GMT <![CDATA[ Toothache ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/5290/t/Toothache.html feeds@yuku.com (I Should Care) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/5290 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:00:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Husband of the year awards ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/4757/t/Husband-of-the-year-awards.html

Husband of the Year Awards


3rd Place goes to: feeds@yuku.com (raycrawl) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/4757 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:50:58 GMT <![CDATA[ A Bad Bet ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/4430/t/A-Bad-Bet.html "You were talking in your sleep last night. Who's Linda?"
Thinking quickly, he said "Oh,er, I had a bet on a horse called Lucky Linda and it won us £100."
She seemed happy with this explanation but was obviously miffed again when he got home from work.
"What's wrong now?" he asked
"Your horse phoned" she... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (I Should Care) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/4430 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:51:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Thy Cup Runneth Over ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/4419/t/Thy-Cup-Runneth-Over.html

http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/4419 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:15:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Avoid if you are easily offended ]]> http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/3125/t/Avoid-if-you-are-easily-offended.html
After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (col bloodnock) http://whirligigtv.yuku.com/topic/3125 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:00:22 GMT