The cloned vicar was exceptionally gifted in many other areas of pastoral work, but finally the complaints about the dirty language were too much.
The vicar was not too sure how to get rid of the clone so that it wouldn't look like murder. The best thing, he decided, was to make the clone's death look like an accident.
So the vicar lured the clone onto a bridge in the middle of the night and pushed the clone off the bridge.
Unfortunately there was a police officer who happened by at that very moment and arrested the vicar for making an obscene clone fall.