"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Chester, "what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Crewe.
"Elation," she said.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Liverpool, "what about the opposite of woe?"
The scouser replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up."