A nun and a priest were crossing the desert on a camel. Two days out, the camel dropped dead.
Seeing their predicament and their impending deaths, the two began to discuss things they had missed in life.
The nun, suddenly emboldened told the priest she had never seen a man's member.He obligingly pulled up his robes . She looked in disbelief and asked "What it was for?"
"Put in the right place", he said, "it brings forth life".
"Well stick in the camel and let's get out of here!"
