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Modern Nursery Rhymes

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essexgirl10	Modern Nursery Rhymes	Lead	[-]
Posts: 2179 (Fri, 9-Nov-07 22:39:15) Super Turnip Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None Some modern nursey rhymes Georgie Porgie pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When they boys came out to play He kissed them too cause he was gay Its raining, its pouring Oh s**t its global warming Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white and whispy Then the lamb got foot and mouth And now it's black and crispy Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun Jill, the dill, forgot her pill And now they've got a son
Wendy Stevenson	Re: Modern Nursery Rhymes	#1	[-]
Posts: 32778 (Sat, 10-Nov-07 07:06:42) Super Turnip Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the King's horse and all the King's men Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again Mary had a little pig She kept it fat and plastered And when the price of pork went up She shot the little b*****d There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead And when she was good she was very very good And when she was bad She got a fur coat, jewellery, a waterfront apartment and a sports car.