I will give you the scenario (below) and collectively all u Turnips need to find out everything that happened. You may ask me any question u like - one at a time, but i can only answer "yes", "no" or "irrelevant" OK? It isn't a contest betwen you, so work together to solve the mystery.
One last point. If you have heard this one before, please don't give the game away. Here we go, the scenario:
There is a bed and beside the bed, on the floor, is the dead body. Next to the dead body are two pieces of wood.
That's all yer getting....so off you go and remember, only 1 question at a time.