A man comes down to breakfast to find his wife has the hump with him."What's wrong with you?" he asked.
"You were talking in your sleep last night. Who's Linda?"
Thinking quickly, he said "Oh,er, I had a bet on a horse called Lucky Linda and it won us £100."
She seemed happy with this explanation but was obviously miffed again when he got home from work.
"What's wrong now?" he asked
"Your horse phoned" she replied.
"You were talking in your sleep last night. Who's Linda?"
Thinking quickly, he said "Oh,er, I had a bet on a horse called Lucky Linda and it won us £100."
She seemed happy with this explanation but was obviously miffed again when he got home from work.
"What's wrong now?" he asked
"Your horse phoned" she replied.
